“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Just for fun, I was thinking of posting on my personal website’s biography page that I hold a Master’s degree (in Platypus Psychology) as well as a Ph.D. (in Maple Leaf Counting). Continue reading
Yup, it’s that time of year—fundraising time! And, thanks to the outstanding job the gift company did of pairing up prizes with the number of items sold, my son has his heart set on selling 80 products—80 wildly overpriced items ranging from holiday wrapping paper to meats and spreadable cheeses, candles and chocolate-covered nuts. Continue reading
I have a love/hate relationship with the month of September. On one hand, it ushers forth my fave season: fall. On the other hand, it has severe multiple personality disorder.
With temperatures swinging wildly from hot to cold, I never know how to dress my kids. Yesterday, they went to school in shorts and T-shirts. Of course, it practically snowed, so you know I felt like a criminal when the little one told me he was freezing all day. Continue reading
“Your shirt is not a wearable napkin. When have you ever seen a cloth napkin with buttons and sleeves? Umm, never! Please stop wiping your hands and face on it.
No, your shirt sleeve is also not a Kleenex. Didn’t we just go over this? Go get a tissue! Continue reading